Sunday, January 08, 2006

mall etiquette

New book I am writing. Mall Etiquette.
  • When you walk in the mall, please walk at an even pace. Whether slow or fast, at least be consistent.
  • Stay to the right of the hallway, not on the left.
  • If you have to bring your whole darn family or all your friends, walk two abreast. Do not try to all walk side by side.
  • If you have to cross to the other side to get to a certain store, then cross quickly.
  • Know where you are going, don't meander aimlessly, stopping and starting intermittently.
  • Please shower before coming to the mall.
  • Keep children with you at your side or behind you.
  • If you have a screaming, kicking, crying child, please remove the child from the mall.

2 comments:

Brett said...

The mall is a public place where everyone considers it their own personal space. I cannot go there.

Mindy Richmond said...

I hate the mall. I have serious physical reactions to it. Not good.